After a record number of Facebook comments, the final results of our Best Horse Names of All Time List are in!
Best Play on Words Name: Alwayz in the Prinzipls Ofis
Other Play on Word Names: Art I Greyt, Oh Zippossibilities
Best Weirdest Name: Bagels and Cheese
Other Weird Names: Suncherous Jewel, Rollin Slipon, Pati-O-Furniture, Mickeys Not a Mouse
Best Song Reference Name: Too Sexy For My Spot
Other Song Reference Names: Hesa Super Freak, Getting Hot in Here, How Bad Do Ya Want It, Spin Doctor
Best Popular Culture Reference Name: Isthatyourfinalanswer
Other Popular Culture Reference Names: Gucci Handbag, Sleepnwiththeenemy, Fairy God Mare, Don’t Touch My Barbie, American Idol, Guitar Hero, Iron Chef, Donald Trump, Coosella Devil, Pokemon Kid, Cool Hand Luke, Good Golly It’s Molly, Charlie Hilfiger, Will Smith
Best Suggestive Name: Give It To Me Dirty
Other Suggestive Names: Kiss My Sweet Assets, Its All Bhindthe Zipr, Dirty Affair, Tonightsthenighthoney, Dude Do Me Right, HoneyYou’reUnzipped, My Zippers Popped, Spent the Night, I Like it in the Dark
Worst Name: Should Have Been Glue
Other Bad Names: Unknown, JoJo Squeeky Star, Kims Doc Badgerette, Pattys Wasp, Yellow Cow Dog, Bucks Bag Lady, Don’t Skip The Smurf, Yeller Snow, Mr Flashdancer, Bad Acid, Up the Assets, Alpo
The Ultimate Worst Name: My Dixie Wrecked
Other Really Bad Names: Dog Breath, Pass the Chicken, Shootin Poo
Funniest Name: Buffythebovineslayer
Other Funny Names: Quit your Butchin, Hoof Hearted, I’d Rather Be Fishing, Peptoboonsmal, Smart Mouth, Invite Me or Bite Me, Whoop Your Asset, Who Needs Therapy, Skirt in The Dirt, Mr. Yella Fella, Rebas Stormin Normin, Big Be Bobbin Bob, Daddy’s Money, Bob N For Apples
Best Funny Name When Announced: Butt Naked
Other Funny Names When Announced: The Pool Boy, Steve’s Ex Boss, Totally Exposed
Miscellaneous: (here are some additional names that we thought were clever, but didn’t really fit into a category) It’s Only Petty Cash, One For The Record, Form the Line Behind, That Would be Me, I Gotta Good Name, I Only Date Models, The Total Package, Get Off My Tail, Towhomit May Concern
Be sure to check back later to read select interviews with a few of the winners on how they came up with the winning names.
